Post by Cjad the Nord on Apr 29, 2007 6:52:57 GMT -5
This thread contains the very commandments you must live by. Plus, if you read them, you are automatically entered in a chance to win ONE MIRRION DARRAH!
Before we begin, I would like to outline Rule Numero Uno, Commandment the First, The Big Cheese (that last one just sounds like a cool name); Use your common sense. Don't be stupid. Think before you act. Et cetera, et cetera. It's really the only rule that will be enforced here (as a matter of fact, I do believe in arbitrary leadership), and the only one I really expect to be observed.
Now, here's a list of specialized rules. I hope for you to enjoy them.
If you can follow these simple steps, you TOO can become the winnerman! <|
Before we begin, I would like to outline Rule Numero Uno, Commandment the First, The Big Cheese (that last one just sounds like a cool name); Use your common sense. Don't be stupid. Think before you act. Et cetera, et cetera. It's really the only rule that will be enforced here (as a matter of fact, I do believe in arbitrary leadership), and the only one I really expect to be observed.
Now, here's a list of specialized rules. I hope for you to enjoy them.
General
- Spam: Spam, to me, is making a nonsense post in the middle of a thread and disrupting the conversation that is taking place. If you do it poorly (i.e. not funny), then you will be heckled and recieve whatever punishment is deemed fitting. If you can, through some cosmic miracle, pull it off, then we might all golf clap or something. Either way, I advise you don't do it.
- Off Topic: Threads won't be closed just because the conversation has wandered to a topic differing from the original one. But if it goes on for long enough in a board not called "Off Topic", then yeah, it might be closed.
- Flaming: Why would anyone here fight with one another? That's just stupid! D:
Content
- Warez: Nothing in the Terms of Service says you can't discuss means of illegally acquiring software and "phat MP3s", just don't post any links to torrent sites and whatnot (Private Messages are okay, though). Also; I don't publically condone such things. I'm just saying...
- Porn: We all love it; some more than others (Dirk). But no links, partly because this is not a Pornographic Forum, and partly because we all have our own collection of porns. Post pictures of side-boobs though, that's fine.
- Images: Please do not post shock images here at the forum. This is because I don't want to look at it everytime I open up the thread where it was posted. Put it in a link if you're desperate to show us all Tubgirl for the millionth time.
ProBoards Rules
- I have absolutely no idea what they are, but don't break any of them.
Post Content
- Swearing: I couldn't care less, swear all you want.
- Politics/Religion: Serious business? On MY forums?! Please please PLEASE do not bring up Religion or Politics anywhere with the intention of having a serious discussion, because I don't care what anyone says, it will always end up like this;
Person A makes a valid point.
Person B makes a valid counter-point.
Person A gets offended because someone on the internet voiced an opinion different from theirs.
Person B gets offended when Person A makes a personal attack on their beliefs.
Bitchfest.
If you can follow these simple steps, you TOO can become the winnerman! <|